HN 127 – The sick show – (805)725-5085
Filed under: audio | Tags: Chop Shop, Enlighten Up, film, MySpace, Nabaztag, podcast, Sons Of Anarchy, Texas, TVSeptember 11th, 2008
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- “Burglar victims wake to spice rub, sausage attack”
- “The colonel’s secret recipe is out”
- “Man in wheelchair robs Texas 7-Eleven of condoms”
- “Suspected white supremacist to serve five years in prison for MySpace threats”
- “Nabaztag gets designer make-overs”
- Hyper Nonsense bunnyfund
- Music heard in this episode: The Hot Puppies
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September 11th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
If that video’s a fake it’s a bloody good one. It’s scary on so many levels. Is it just me or does the guitarist look like Paul Giamatti? ‘Jesus came and found me and he touched me deep inside’. Hmmm… sure that wasn’t your local Catholic priest?
Why do Buddhists have all the fun of a little light that goes on when they’re in touch with the divine? When do the other faiths get one? Where does that leave us Atheists? Answer those questions ’second highest rated tech podcast’.
Censorship. All you need to say is George Carlin.
Drunk people doing driving games! What an awesome idea. Shawno makes the world better yet again.
I think the key phrase in that KFC story is the ‘new line of chicken strips’. Sounds to me like back-door marketing for the company by making a news story out of it. I can well believe the China thing. The KFC in Bath is almost entirely staffed by Chinese people and a high proportion of the customers are Chinese as well. It’s not an illegal immigration thing either. The local University here in Bath has a very lucrative partnership with China to get exchange students.
You evil fiends! I heard that Hot Puppies track on Dark Compass and now you’ve played it I can’t get it out of my head. Just off now to download it for my show…
Now I’ve made it onto the leaderboard I have to keep it going to maintain my position. Matt can’t be too far behind me…
September 12th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Did i really make 88 comments already, 89 including this one? Maybe i need Jesus in my life to fill the black void and then i’ll stop, i could join Sonseed and feel like a total douchebag.
Yep, finally bought me a 20-inch 2.66GHz iMac and it’s friggin’ awesome. Still have to figure out how to use the 2-button mighty mouse, haven’t set that up yet. Maybe i’m not gonna use it at all, i’ve never used the eject button on a Mac keyboard either, godddamn technology is moving way too fast for me.
FYI the Netherlands no longer has the guilder, it’s the euro now. The Netherlands Antilles still has the guilder, they want the euro but they’re not in Europe. The European union has to draw the line somewhere i guess ’cause if they don’t Mexico’s gonna want the euro, and then we’re all screwed.
September 14th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Urrrggghh! I so hated my anti-spam word – chillaxin!
Damn you Colin G! Number 10 position was mine and you stole it! Move up would ya and let me in! LOL! I’ll get there damn it!
So I listen to HN and hear a show that sounds like a day at work for me!!! Get well both of you. Jen give the anti-inflammatory Voltaren a go. It’s very effective, comes in a tablet or rub in gel and I find it works better than Ibuprofen. Shawno, keep your fluids (water etc) up and if it is the flu/cold take cold and flue tablets to deal with the system. OK, Orange Tim’s Clinic done.
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Jen, all the trains on HN are damn loud trains! Including the three on this show.
Katey Sagel – 54 yrs old, DOB: 19th January 1954.
Sons of Archey, think I’ll give it a miss too. Sounds crap. I mean if they’re gun runners, you’d expect them to use the gun they’re running! Oh and please tell me they’re running firearms other than M4s. Maybe the armourer’s budget for the show was limited!
Ya gotta love a crim who takes his ID with him before committing bizarre crimes.
I love these “secret” things and here is the journo reporting on all the security features in place protecting the secret recipe.
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There are over 2500 KFC stores in China, and for the past 4 years have been opening approx 250 new stores annually. They’re planning to open over 400 stores by the end of 2008. 2007 annual sales of KFC were over $2 billion USD. The Chinese fast food market is worth over $28 billion USD.
Intoxicated, horny, baseball bat swinging, knife weilding wheelchair bound man, robs a 7-Eleven of 10 boxes of condoms and an energy and he’s still wanted by Police??? I’d be sacking the Dallas PD Chief!!! But it’s got me thinking, would Dallas cops run after this guy or jump in the cruiser and engage in a pursuit complete the helicopters?
Nothing wrong with The Dutch. Although they seem to have forgotten how to play Football, they got beaten by Australia recently!!! I still maintain that New Orleans needs to look at how the Dutch are now dealing with floods. It’s not all about keeping the water out…
So when are you going to have a voicemail leaderboard? At least I’d be on that leaderboard!!!
September 14th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Voltaren?
September 14th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Not quite Shawno. But thanks for the childhood memories that came flooding back! Damn I loved Voltron. Hang on, what do I mean loved, I still do love Voltron!!!
September 15th, 2008 at 4:38 am
G’day guys!
I’m loving the train horns in the background. I’d love to be able to see them. I’d love to be able to give you guys a horn too but it isn’t the same LOL.
Do you guys remember the TV series CHiPs? I am watching season 2 now and Ponch is going on holidays to San Fran and he says that he is going to drop into SLO on the way up. Problem is, he didn’t make it because his car got stolen before he left.
Speaking of SLO and trains, of course I’ve seen the train crash that happened the other day. First I thought “what happened” then I thought “who is dead” and then I thought “is that anywhere near Shawno & Jen?”.
September 15th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Ok, it’s official. The video for that song freaks me out even more than the song does on it’s own. *cringes*
I think I’m allergic to this kind of Christian.
And some of those lyrics! Really unfortunate choices of phrase.
” ..but Jesus came and found me and he touched me down inside…” Combine that with the next lyric, that compares Jesus to “a Mountie”… and I’m really questioning what events transpired that inspired this guy to write this song!
And my anti spam word was “drugs”. Yay!
September 15th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Damn it Shawno! Why is my anti spam word “chillaxin” again!?!?!?!
We’ve got a Christian Church down here called HillSong. The “Jesus is my friend” song is right up their alley!
You’re allergic to loads of things Jen, you may as well add this song to your list.
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September 15th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Tim, the spot is mine now and I’M KEEPING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
September 15th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Curse you Colin! Curse you!!!!
On a good note, my anti-spam word was power! Woo Hoo!
You’re going down Colin!!!!
September 15th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
September 15th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
September 15th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
You know this means war Colin G!!!! HN Feedback Leaderboard war I tell you!!!!
September 15th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Oh BTW, got colzy as my anti-spam word twice in a row. Sure beats chillaxin!!!!
September 15th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Colin and Orange Tim, are you both on my anti spam word? (drugs)
OT, have you always been OT on the HN comments?
September 15th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Gawd Damn It! Chillaxin is my anti-spam word yet again!!!!
No Erkster, Colin G and I are not on drugs, just super competitive.
Yes, I’ve always been Orange Tim on HN feedback.
September 16th, 2008 at 2:30 am
It’s the whole ‘pommy bastard’ vs. ‘convict descendent’ thing.
September 16th, 2008 at 2:35 am
OMG!!
Foreigner fight.
September 16th, 2008 at 3:16 am
More like “Pommy Bastard” vs “Free Settler/Migrant” thing.
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Reckon you guys will make the World Cup Finals this time? I know we will! Oh and we hold The Ashes. Really enjoyed that 5 – 0 drubbing we gave you!
Shawno, Australia and England have been “fighting” for years! Sometimes we even fight on the same side! ;o)
Yay! Anti-spam word is media!
September 16th, 2008 at 5:19 am
I bet that the English are now spewing that they sent the convicts to Australia and didn’t send themselves there and left the convicts in England!
OT, you must be in Diana’s rear view mirror by now!
September 16th, 2008 at 6:19 am
Yes, surely I must be climbing my way up there!
With all these spamming good fun posts, I must be close!
Woo Hoo! Anti-spam word karaoke. “Thank you and good night Penrith!”
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September 16th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
World Cup in what? That doesn’t actually help an awful lot. If you mean football we’ll make the semi’s, if you mean rugby then probably not and if you mean cricket then I couldn’t give a flying fox.
September 16th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
90…Gotcha Suckas!
September 16th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
You’ll fall soon enough, Calderbank…
September 16th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
The first and original World Cup, Football. Socceroos looking good to make it again and hopefully kick Italy’s arse! That was a blatant dive!!!
Rugby, you guys are always a chance.
Cricket, you ain’t got a hope in hell!
) Oh and Pietersen as Captain is just hiliarious!
September 16th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
You’re going down Calderbank…. no idea how though!
September 16th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
YEEEESSSSSS! YOU LITTLE BEAUTY!
The glory of being on the HN feedback leaderboard is finally mine!
I’ve had to spam this episode’s comments page to do it, but I’m finally there!
September 16th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
I’m closing in on you Colin! Let the games begin! Mmmwwwuhahahaha!
September 16th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Here OT, have some of my spam word for getting on the HN leaderboard! It’s your mission to guess what my spam word was! Took ya long enough!
If I had a leaderboard, I’d be winning followed by Shawno (I think).
September 17th, 2008 at 2:29 am
Thanks Erkster!
Your spam word was PIZZA.
It’s not for want of trying mate!
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September 17th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
OHMYGOD the Graduate! Man, so many childhood memories of running around that stage, eating greasy food, and trying to win some prizes in that damn clay game. I haven’t been back there in years but my family (including uncles, aunts, and cousins) used to go there a lot. The kids liked it for the reasons I already mentioned, and the adults liked it because it was easy and you could let the kids run around like idiots while you relaxed and ate some chicken strips.
I do remember that their portions were always huge too.
I see some people have knocked me off the leader board. This aggression will not stand!
September 17th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
There is one thing you have to say about that Jesus song, it’s damn catchy!
September 17th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
claw, not clay…
Have you guys checked out Fringe yet? I’ve only seen the pilot but it’s got potential. While some things seemed pretty par for the course for that type of show(think X-files, but less weird [so far]), it was engaging enough for me to keep watching. Great opening scene though!
September 17th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I completely forgot about that ‘foul’. You guys were really robbed. Since I’m an Everton fan I love Tim Cahill. He’s almost single handedly made us a good team.
Oh dear Tim, we’ve made the board and now we have to worry about Diana. When you’re on top there are always people who want to knock you off…
September 17th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
The referee standard in that World Cup left a lot to be desired. Ruined a great comp. The Australia vs Croatia game for example, the Croatian defender literally rugby tackled Viduka inside the box and the ref still didn’t point to the spot!!!
That “foul” has already gone down in Australian sporting folklore in the “We were robbed!” section.
Cahill is a brilliant player and he showed it in the World Cup. He’s worth every ridiculous amount of coin they pay him.
We must be on guard now Colin and make sure we do not lose our positions in HN nirvana.
September 17th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
This is so entertaining! I love how the instant Orange Tim makes it to the leaderboard, after fighting with Colin about it, he immediately allies with Colin, to take on Dave! It’s like listening to people play Risk.
September 17th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Jen, it’s not Dave we have to worry about it’s Diana. She must be stopped!
Tim, don’t forget it was Graham Poll, the English ref, who accidentally gave three yellow cards to one of the Croatians. He retired immediately after that game and that’s all he’ll ever be remembered for. It’s a shame because he was one of our finest referees for years.
September 17th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Aww Jen, that’s how it always is with Aussies and Poms. One minute we’re “fighting” each other, next minute we’re “fighting” beside each other.
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Of course! How could I forget that Colin? The tabloids down here had a field day with Graham “3 Yellow” Poll. Forever he’ll be remembered for his worst (and last) performance rather than all the good performances prior to that. They say he fell on his sword, rather than have FIFA boot him.
Oh and BTW Jen, this entertainment is to help you forget about your job woes!
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September 18th, 2008 at 10:16 am
darn foreigners, always taking away leader board positions from honest hard working Americans!
September 18th, 2008 at 10:18 am
whatever, you guys can have the positions. I get to hang out with Jen and Shawno in real life!
September 18th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I find it difficult to maintain my interest in the show when you’re not talking about me.
Nevertheless, in the face of relentless attacks by comment spammers, I feel compelled to protect my position on the Feedback Leaderboard.
In future irrelevant posts, I will discuss the custom captcha code on hypernonsense, which i find generally to be more entertaining than most of the discussions which it ostensibly protects.
Until next time,
Ken
September 18th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Frakkin’ chillaxin’ as anti-spam word yet again!
Thanks Diana! We’ll happily take the positions!
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Oh and give Shawno and Jen my regards!
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September 18th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Now we’re getting smacktalk from everywhere…
September 18th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
I like the Hyper Nonsense custom captcha code. It’s easy to read.
I’m wondering if it’s a WordPress plugin.
I’ve found, in my blog at least, that captcha codes don’t work, anyway. For the comment spammer robots (like Colin G, Orange Tim and the viagra-cialis guy), captcha codes don’t even pose a speed bump.
That’s why I’ve activated comment approval on my blog. It’s because the captcha code doesn’t work.
September 18th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Ken, we’re using Peter’s Custom Anti-Spam plugin for WordPress. Since it was installed, the site has seen virtually no spam. Unfortunately, it doesn’t protect against trackback spam. But using the Akismet plugin along with a robust list of moderated keywords in the WordPress control panel, trackback spams can be controlled. That methodology is what caused your comment to be held for moderation, since you included a couple of popular drug names.
September 18th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
Since I started using Peter’s Custom Anti-Spam plugin for my gout, I’ve been getting around a whole lot better. I feel like I’m 65 again!
Whenever I feel the gout coming on, I reach for my Peter’s!
But if Peter’s is so good at catching spam, why does it keep letting Dave Calderbank get through?
That concerns me.
September 19th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Daves Calderbank is in the Netherlands. No one ever suspects them.
September 19th, 2008 at 5:38 am
I have dual nationality Shawno. I’m probably on every friggin’ list out there.
September 19th, 2008 at 6:08 am
They’re out to get you Dave…
September 19th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
AWSOME SHOW
(sorry capps lock)
really enjoyed it, made my day go faster.
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