Hyper Nonsense

We’re officially into the double digits! We open things by narrating our neighbor’s landscaping job with his “homemade machete,” Shawno goes on customer service rants against PayPal, Bank of America and Wells Fargo, we play a song about Tom Cruise and talk about the cult of celebrity births, then we give a news update about Boy George.

Links:

• “Boy George Avoids Jail Time”
• Music: David Ippolito

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Show length: 27:08
File size: 18.7 MB
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We begin by contemplating the future of home movies as vidcasts, Shawno talks about being diagnosed with fatty liver disease and how he’s been eating too much fast food, trying to exercise, memories of soda fountains of yore, and we complete the program with an article about voluntary stomach removal.

Links:

• “11 Cousins Give Up Stomachs After Genetic Testing”
• Music: Sealed Weasels

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Show length: 35:37
File size: 24.5 MB
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Episode eight brings great joy to your mp3 player! Things start out with a lot of randomness, including a patriotic fortune-cookie fortune, buffet dining “with a Diet Coke,” Shawno comes up with a new ad slogan for Coca-Cola, and then we talk about a local law that lets librarians throw you out if you stink!

Links:

• Coke
• Keith And the Girl
• “Mall Rats No More: Curfews Restrict Teens from Shopping Malls”
• Music: Will Woodrow

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Show length: 52:05
File size: 35.8 MB
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It’s our lucky seventh show! We start off by talking about Donald Trump, then we have a rant about how it’s hard living paycheck-to-paycheck, we analyze the “psychology of music,” and why certain things sound good to certain people, and we end with a news story about Boy George gettin’ busted.

Links:

• Donald Trump
• Music: Man Bites God (buy the CD) (download the CD)

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Show length: 41:50
File size: 28.8 MB
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In episode six, we talk about our ongoing war with ants, we found the Church of Universal Religiosity (in order to get more vacation days from work), and we designate June 20th as “Buddha Day,” we talk about David Lee Roth’s terrible radio show and his new “country” record, then we finish things up with an article about a train wreck.

Links:

• Strummin’ With The Devil
• Music: Splitsville (buy the CD) (download the CD)

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Show length: 37:29
File size: 25.8 MB
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It’s time for Nonsenso Hypero cinqo. We recall a legendary radio promotion from the 70’s that included prizes like helicopters and live elephants, we talk about pizza and Dr. Phil, we beg Oprah Winfrey to sponsor us, we ask musicians to please come up with “more-interesting song titles,” and wrap it up with a story about the Brangelina baby.

Links:

• Music: Woodstock Taylor

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Show length: 43:45
File size: 30.1 MB
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Our extravagent one-week anniversary in podcasting! Shawno gets his internal organs examined via ultrasound (”ultrasound juice!”), we talk about going to doctors, and how we don’t want to be havin’ no babies, we rant some more about MySpace and wrap things up with a real story about a reality show starring… cats.

Links:

• MySpace
• “Claws Could Be Out On Cat Reality Show”
• Music: James Eric (download the cd)

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Show length: 45:26
File size: 31.3 MB
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It’s Hyper Nonsense number tree! We get all ghetto with MySpace, Shawno recounts an encounter with a bonafide bench hog and talks about his fear of sitting next to “strange people.” Then Jen talks about a futuristic hypo-allergenic cat.

Links:

• MySpace
• “Cats that don’t make you sniff- for $7,000!”
• Music: Artificial Intelligence in Texas (download the CD)

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Show length: 27:41
File size: 19.1 MB
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On this program, we continue the discussion on customer service/call-center experiences, we wage an environmentally-sound war against ants and play a song about it, then Jen reads a news story about chicks on the loose.

Links:

• Raid Earth Options ant killer
• “Student-Released Fowl Close School”
• Music: Barkin’ Barney

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Show length: 35:26
File size: 24.4 MB
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It’s our inaugural podcast! We introduce ourselves, explain our history in podcasting, discuss Shawno’s “good customer service is like sex” theory, play some fine local music and come back with a story about a grocery store going out of business. (Seriously. A grocery store. Going out of business.)

Links:

• Jewel-Osco grocery stores
• “Star Trek 2.0″
• Music: The Johnny Starlings (download the CD)
  

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Show length: 35:34
File size: 24.7 MB
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